The United Nations has declared that following intense surveillance of the national polity for the past three years, Nigeria has been declared an open-air mental asylum open to Nigerians and foreigners alike who suffer from all forms of mental health conditions. Due to embedded Corruption, Kidnapping, NEPA wahala, Boko-Haram, Pastor-mania,Northern Elders pronouncements, Fuel subsidy, Ritual killings, Blakberry-itis, Naija cheap pop music, Polio medical worker killings, Dana Flying Coffins Air, Nollywood and Baby farms – ‘there can be no doubt that citizens of this country suffer from marked bi-polar psychosis and as such deserve intensive medical treatment’.
A 1200-member team of medical experts have flown to Abuja bringing branded medicine as the local variety cannot be verified as there are cabals who have flooded the market with counterfeit merchandise. 50 Psychiatrists will work intensively with former political appointees who have been suffering from delusions of grandeur and psychotic behaviour as they believed they assisted the Nigerian masses in their fight against grinding poverty. The most powerful drugs have been earmarked for IBB, who on meeting the medical experts for the first time, stressed that ‘One Nigeria is his baby and he is ready to hold RPG to protect national unity’.
Is this an April Fool joke (report)?