There are certain questions you should never ask a woman! Especially one you are ‘chasing’ (though I doubt guys still chase women). NEVER ASK:
1. Her weight.
I don’t care if you’ve told her what you weigh. If I wanted to volunteer my weight I would asking me what I weigh is just plain disrespectful.
2. If she is sure her God is the real God: so alot of ‘protestants’ discredit Catholicism and doubt the depth of our Christianity. And then there’s the Christian and Islam thing. If you don’t want to date a Muslim or Catholic, don’t chase her.
3. How her boyfriend is- Like WTF? . I know you think this is subtly asking if she’s dating anyone but it really is a dumb, annoying question. Just ask her from the get go
4. “Have you eaten”?.
I think small talk is an ice breaker but really, it’s 10pm and you are miles away and have no plans to take me out to eat or order food to be brought to me. Don’t fuckin ask if I’ve eaten. No, it’s not endearing. So I say I haven’t and you ask why (some are silly enough to ask if I’m watching my weight)then you say try to eat or (from experience) you delve into a lecture on stomach ulcers. 😩😬
5. If she likes you too. What are you, 5?. This isn’t a nursery school BFF relationship or secondary school ‘school parent/child’ relationship. If she likes you, she’ll tell you, show signs like agreeing to date you.
6. When she got deflowered. #creepalert!! are you out of your mind?. What has that got to do with anything?, you want to gauge her experience eh?. Na government work?. If you have to ask, shove a sock in your mouth and… just DON’T… Fux wrong with you?😤🙆:o
7. How was your night?. This has got to be the dumbest most frequently asked question. Well, I don’t know, I was asleep. I understand it’s salutation and just generally being nice but ‘how areyou doing’ tides over nicely.
And the most dreaded
8. “Tell me about yourself”: what’s this, a psyche evaluation or essay writing competition?. This just makes you seem uninterested but you are asking because it’s expected.
What do you want to know?: Ask about her family, education, vocation. Engage her in conversations that unravel her person. She doesn’t need to explicitly tell you about herself in several sentences, get to know her.
That said, guys today need to step their ‘chaiking’ game up; woo a lady, drop the cheesy ass lines and just seduce her mind. Just stop all the bullshit moves y’all are pulling right now… Be right. act right, talk right. Drop the fake accents and the stupid slang and the dumb pimp walk. Be grown and sexy and intellectual and witty and charming and funny (without the akpos jokes);).
Antoinette Iklaki