Big boobs are a blessing for most, but they also have their downsides. Here are some of the things Pam Anderson and other pillow chested women struggle doing. #1 Please Look At My Face They constantly
have to deal with uncomfortable moments and situations where people don’t bother to look a their faces when talking to them.
#2 Hugging Short People Can Be Awkward
If this is a guy, we say keep the hugs coming. Other women do not take as kindly to a face full of fleshy goodness.
#3 Strapless Is Not an Option
Unless you want to be adjusting your rack all night, strapless tops are not the best choice for the big breasted ladies. This can mean forfeiting tons of potentially rockin’ outfits, which is no small deal.
#4 Swimsuits Can Lack the Support These Babies Need
Big Bazongas are not always easily contained, and dancing in a swimsuit like Kate Upton here can turn into a low swinging affair in no time. By the looks of it, she is dancing to Swing Low, Sweet Chariots.
#5 Leaning In Looks Like You are Having Your Own Boobs for Dinner
As this picture shows, leaning in for women with the larger bra sizes can sometimes seem like placing your kiddies on the table in front of you. The sight is degrading, to say the least.
#6 Riding On Bumpy Roads Can Be a Chore
If you are in a car with men, it’s nearly impossible to hold a conversation when two boobs are bouncing all over the place. It’s the definition of a distraction.
#7 Shirts With Chest Writing Look Like Billboards
Wearing a shirt with a logo or writing on the front can eventually end up looking like a billboard inside of one of those 3-D mirrors. It’s a recipe for a ruined shirt, and one of the many inconveniences of large boobies.
#8 No Complaining!
Just like Joan in Mad Men, large bosomed women must always keep their lips tight, never complaining about the perils of the D Cup. People are quick to accuse them of backhanded braggery, and nobody wants to be called a braggart. So suck it up, strap em up, and live it up.
#9 They Can’t Sleep Face Down
Ladies who are well endowed have long ago learned that sleeping down is, well, uncomfortable to say the least. Men cannot imagine being without this option, and it is one of the many inconveniences our female counterpart quietly suffers through.
#10 Big Boobed Women Can’t Wear Just One Sports Bra
There are big boobs, and then there are BIG boobs. We wouldn’t put Katy Perry in the ridiculously large category, and look at how her Dolly Partons are bouncing like they say Spalding on them! When in doubt, two sports bras are better than one
#11 Bye Bye Toes!
The large breasted ladies have long ago forgotten what their toes look like. Sure, they can bend over once in a while to put on shoes, but back pain is something to worry about also, and at some point bending down gets old. You flat chesters take your toes for granted!