Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder….obasanjo(1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you’re poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980
Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979)
No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)
Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job – Lord Lugard (1914)