The NY Post is reporting that, a Brooklyn bar, the Kings Country Bar in Bushwick is signing up members for an inaugural contest to see the man with the smallest male endowment (P*n*s).
The event is expected to hold in New York, July 20, 2013.
The guy who is behind the show, 33-years-old bar manager, Aimee Arciuolo, said, “The little guy needs to be celebrated, they work much harder than the others.”
“The event is part beauty pageant and part wet-skivvies contest, with a talent show, musical numbers and question-and-answer session. We would like some stories on what their small peckers brought them. Some embarrassing stories could be cathartic too. Competitors will go head-to-head in skin-tight evening wear and swimsuit rounds. That’s when judges will soak the men’s tighty-whities with water pistols, to answer the time honor question, ‘Is he a grower or a show-er?'”
“On stage, men will don sashes and scepters. The grand-prize wiener will score $200 cash and a crown. We are kind of curious to see what kind of men are going to come. Maybe they thought they had a smaller pecker their whole lives, but they actually don’t.”
“There is no maximum size requirement, but the junk judges expect to disqualify bigger showing offs in the first round. Anyone measuring over 8 inches will be forced to buy a round of drinks for the panel of experts.”
Three contestants so far have signed on to the game of bones. To enter, email [email protected].
“We are trying to be a little lighthearted and not make it a such a source of shame for the boys.”