1. WHEN YOU’RE 120% SINGLE BY CHOICE
2. CONSOLING YOURSELF ON WHY YOU’RE SINGLE
3. REALISING THAT ADDING SOMEONE ELSE TO YOUR SINGLE LIFE WOULD MESS UP THE EQUATION
4. WHEN YOU’RE YOUR OWN BAE
5. OR TOO SELF INVOLVED TO CARE ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE
6. AND YOUR DEFINITION OF FUN DIFFERS FROM OTHERS
7. YOU SINGLENESS CONFUSES EVEN YOU
8. BUT YOU’D OWN IT ANYDAY ANYTIME
9. BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO SMART TO GET PLAYED
